State of the Superblog

So, it turns out that this blogging thing is a lot harder than I thought it'd be. How do all those teenagers do it? With the MySpace and the FaceBook and the "LOLz" and the "whatevs" and all that young-person Internet lingo that a decrepit old man like myself doesn't understand. I mean, have you seen the average MySpace page? I've looked at a couple, and it's such a chaotic, jumbled mish-mash of colors and images that it makes me feel like my head's going to explode. It's an assault on the senses. Maybe I'll just never understand this whole Wide Wide World of Web thing. To me, it's just a series of tubes.

But anyway, I knew this day would come, only I didn't expect it to happen so early: I've completely run out of things to blog about. Seriously, I've got nothing. There isn't anything particularly noteworthy going on in my life, other than having just been sick, which isn't exactly a riveting topic of conversation. No world events have struck my fancy. Apparently there's some sort of presidential race going on, but I've already told you how I feel about politics. It's not baseball season, so that's out (and when it is baseball season, I'll be writing elsewhere). The writers' strike may be about to end, but even if it does, we won't be seeing new episodes of much of anything until April/May at best and next fall at worst. So there's not much TV to discuss right now.

All in all, this blog seems to be on life support right now. Maybe Mike will post something that inspires me to dive back into blogging, but as of now, I'm considering closing the curtain on my blogging career. I'll let you know what happens.